RACE PROGRAMME · EVENT 4 · 4×100 M RELAY · $BATONPASS

Most dogs hold the bag. This one passes the baton.

The baton shiba standing on a sunny red running track, smiling, holding a white baton with a green handle straight out to you
HAND!he shouts this · play

He ran his lap. Now he is holding the baton out to you. Take it. Run your lap. Pass it on.

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EVENT 4 · ORDER OF EVENTS

Order of events. You're on it.

A relay is simple. One runner carries the baton, then gives it to the next runner. That runner gives it to the next one. The baton never stops. That's the whole coin.

Race clock. It runs from 18:00:00.0 to 18:00:43.9 as you scroll down the order of events.

The baton shiba sitting on the stadium steps, smiling, with the race programme and his baton beside him
FIG. 2 — HE READ THE PROGRAMME. MOSTLY THE PICTURES.
  1. 18:00:00.0

    On your marks

    Lane 3. Ken has the start. He waits anyway, a spare baton in his mouth. Nobody told him relays use hands.

    The baton shiba crouched on the start line of lane 3 with the white and green baton in his mouth
  2. 18:00:10.4

    Leg 2: him

    Ken hands it over. He's off. Ears back, tongue out, very serious about it.

    The baton shiba running down the sunny track with the baton held in his front paws
  3. 18:00:20.4

    The exchange

    He holds it out. You reach. The baton is yours.

    Your hand holds the white baton while the shiba grips the green handle and smiles at you

    “A relay is the only race you win by letting go.”

  4. 18:00:20.5

    Leg 3: you

    No photo of this part. You were too fast for the camera.

  5. 18:00:31.3

    Pass it on

    You pass it on, like he showed you. (Practice photo. The small one is Tiny.)

    The baton shiba passing the baton to Tiny, a small shiba puppy, on the track at sunset
  6. 18:00:43.9

    Cool down

    Grass. Water. Tongue out. The baton keeps running without him.

    The baton shiba lying on the grass with his tongue out, a water bowl and the baton next to him

EVENT 4 · RULES OF THE EXCHANGE · HOW TO BUY

Rules of the exchange. Four short ones.

In a real relay, the baton must change hands inside the exchange zone. Here, the exchange zone is your wallet.

ANNOUNCER: It's a meme coin. The only medal here is the meme.

The baton shiba stretching on the grass by the track, eyes shut, smiling, the baton between his paws
FIG. 3 — WARM-UP. HE STRETCHES FOR ONE SECOND. THEN HE IS READY.
  1. 0 m

    Get a wallet.

    Phantom works. It takes one minute. That's sixty of his stretches.

    Phantom

  2. 10 m

    Add some SOL.

    Buy a little SOL and send it to your wallet. The baton isn't free. He checked.

    Solana

  3. 20 m

    Copy the baton.

    The CA at the top of this page is the baton. Tap the green handle to copy it.

    pump.fun

  4. 30 m

    Take it.

    Open PumpSwap, paste it, swap SOL for $BATONPASS. The baton is in your hand. Now run your lap.

    Buy on PumpSwap

Only use money you can afford to lose. This is a relay for fun, not a promise.

EVENT 4b · THE EXCHANGE · ONE BUTTON

He runs at you shouting. Grab only on HAND!

Real relay runners shout HAND! when it's time to reach. He shouts other things too. Tap GRAB only on HAND! (Space works too.)

  • 3exchanges
  • 1.2 sto grab
  • 2false starts = out

THE BOARD · LANE 33 EXCHANGES · 1.2 S

  1. EX 1–.––– s
  2. EX 2–.––– s
  3. EX 3–.––– s

Tap GRAB to start.

Your best: none yetSPACE = GRAB

EVENT 4 · START LIST · FINAL

Start list, final. One late change.

Four dogs. Four legs of 100 metres. It was all printed this morning. Then one runner went to get a snack.

Four shiba dogs sitting in a row on a sunny running track, with bibs 1 to 4. Number 2 holds the white and green baton. Number 4 is a tiny puppy.
TEAM SHIBA, LANE 3. BIB 3 IS MOCHI, JUST FOR THE PHOTO. PICK A ROW TO SEE WHO IS WHO.
LEGRUNNERNOTEPB
1 The big one. Starts every race. Has never once looked at the chart. 10.41
2 The one on the cover. Runs his lap, then passes. Still tries to carry it in his mouth. 9.98 PB
3 LATE CHANGE Mochi gave you his spot. His fee: one sausage. --.--
4 The fastest dog under 30 cm. Also the only dog under 30 cm. ask again later

FORM 3B · LATE CHANGE

Saved on this device only.

LATE CHANGE APPROVED BY THE STARTER. HE IS ALSO A SHIBA.

EVENT 4 · OFFICIAL RESULTS

Official results. Won by a tongue.

The finish camera saw it all. Drag the white line across the photo to check. The time is taken at the tongue.

PHOTO FINISH · FINISH CAMERA 1 · 1/2000 s
Photo finish: the baton shiba flies over the line with his tongue out and the baton in his front paws

Time runs right to left, like a real finish camera. The baton got there first. It is not a dog, so it does not count.

The baton shiba on the top step of the podium with a gold medal, holding the baton up, confetti everywhere
FIG. 4 — PODIUM. HE BIT THE MEDAL TO CHECK. IT IS REAL.

OFFICIAL RESULT · 4×100 M · FINALWIND +0.4 M/S (TAILS)

  1. 1 TEAM SHIBAKen · Baton · YOU · Tiny 38.62 WR?
  2. 2 TEAM CATFell asleep in lane 4. DNF
  3. 3 TEAM FROGHopped over the lanes. DQ
  4. 4 TEAM DUCKSwam. DQ

WR? World record? Probably. The starter only checked the tongue.

RACE DATA$BATONPASS · SOLANA

SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
One billion. Enough for every lane.
TAX
0%
Passing is free.
CHAIN
Solana
The track.
LAUNCH
pump.fun, then PumpSwap
Start, then the long straight.
PAIR
SOL
What you swap for the baton.
PRESALE
None
It's a relay, not a queue.
ROADMAP
Run. Pass. Repeat.
That's all of it.
FINISH LINE
None
The baton keeps going.
LEG 3 · YOU
--.--
No time yet — play HAND!

Checked by the starter. STARTER · EVENT 4 · SIGNED WITH A PAW

CA · THIS IS THE BATON

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Chart

EVENT 4 · PASS IT ON

Pass it on. Sharing is the pass.

In this relay, passing the baton means sharing it. Post the shiba. Tag one friend. Now they are the next runner.

THE KIT · 6 PHOTOS · TAP SAVE, THEN POST ONE

The shiba passing the baton to a small shiba puppy mid-stride
FIG. 5 — PRACTICE PASS. TINY WAS NOT READY. HE PASSED IT ANYWAY.Save
The baton shiba holding the baton straight at you
THE PROFILE PHOTOSave
Your hand taking the baton from the shiba
YOUR HAND. HIS BATON.Save
The shiba holding the baton out at the exchange zone
THE EXCHANGE ZONESave
The shiba on the podium with a gold medal and the baton up
GOLD. BATON UP.Save
Someone boops the shiba on the nose while he holds the baton
WRONG CALL. NOSE BOOP.Save
The baton shiba lying on the grass after his lap, tongue out, the baton beside him
THE BATON SHIBA · LEG 2 · JUST RAN HIS LAP

EVENT 4 · AFTER THE RACE

Q&A with the runner. He's still out of breath.

Are you the $baton dog?

Same kind of dog. Same kind of baton. But this is my own race. Not official. Not linked to $baton.

Why did you pass the baton?

That's the rule. You run your lap, then you tell the next runner. Here, passing means sharing.

Who do you pass it to?

The person reading this. Yes, you. Then you pass it to a friend.

Will the price go up?

I'm a dog. I don't know. Nobody knows. No promises here.

What do I do after I take the baton?

Run your lap. Then pass it on: tell a friend, post a meme.

Any tax?

0%. Supply is 1,000,000,000. That's a lot of batons.

At blue hour under the stadium floodlights the shiba still stands on the track holding the baton out to you

FINAL CALL · LANE 3

He's still holding it out. Your move.

The stands went home. The floodlights stayed. So did he.

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